Immaculate conception insurance withdrawn.

Not exactly new news, but still interesting:

Dolphins Sing Batman Theme

Putin? You all right??

On Mars, no-one can hear you scream.

(At least, not if you're more than 16 yards away.)

Killer kangaroos and the demon duck of doom.

Sexual Frustration, a SFW illustration.

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Originally posted by Gromit:
Killer kangaroos and the demon duck of doom.

Gads, just like Tank Girl's boyfriend, Booga!

Good Lord:

On July 5 workers at a Wal-Mart in St-Jean-Sur-Richelieu, Quebec were ordered by Wal-Mart to help police search for a bomb, even though police recommended to Wal-Mart that the store should be completely evacuated.

Garage door opener triggers man's erection.

quote:

Garage door opener triggers man's erection.

Perfection.

"That's how I knew there was a two-faced cat."

...?!>>> the co. I work for has "happiness" every thurs. "Happiness" is "Happy hour", as they buy us beer and wine and have the event catered.

Today they've brought in entertainment.

I cannot believe what passes for entertainment these days.

you wanna know who's performing here in our offices? Do you???



And here my dv cam is still in hock, adn I left my SLR @ home.

fucked up.

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Originally posted by boogerhead:
I cannot believe what passes for entertainment these days.
you wanna know who's performing here in our offices? Do you???

What I can't believe is that his fifteen minutes are still rolling -- Good on him. America, what a country.

Big cat stalks western Sydney?

Hah! We Victorians have had mystery big cats prowling our paddocks for years!

Big dog stalks Poland

Well, not so much "stalks" as "plummets".

Why would someone throw out a perfectly good Saint Bernard?

Placing Bets on Your Death

Mwahahahahahah!

Good doggy.

Chinese 'anger bar' is a big hit

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The Rising Sun Anger Release Bar in Nanjing lets customers smash glasses, rant and even hit specially trained workers, state media reported.