i heard she died. hit by a car or something.

Hmmmm... " you can have your cake and eat it too".- Bob Dylan

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Originally posted by Gromit:
Man found in flagrante delicto with goat.

But it's okay, he married her.

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

What the F@€#!!

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

A.) The elders have thought this out as a very unique way of punishment and humiliation. As the word will spread fast and far (as we can see).
B.) They have some really strange moral values over there.

My money is on A.

The BBC reported last month that the goat died.

Yup. No news yet on whether he's remarrying.

Poland to probe if Teletubbies are gay.

Maybe Tinky Winky is a closet evangelist, and he carries his bible in that bag.

Wired reports on military tech - The Hesco Barrier. It's basically a modern day sandbag. But who thought of selling empty sandbags to the US government for $700 a time?

Can't tell whether he is wearing leopard print undies or not. Next time I'll bet his daughter just brasses it out with the mosquitos.

THe robot wars have begun, a shot across the bow...

not really sure if it's just weird or bad too, I guess it depends on your location :/

Gene Weapon Paranoia

Polish man wakes up to find communism gone.

Car plows through DC street fair at 70mph

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The injured included two children under age 3 and two police officers who drove their motor scooters into the driver's path in an attempt to stop her,

Fuckin' studs. Or morons. Depends on options available, I guess.

Aren't you supposed to jump off the scooter once it's headed at her? I mean, it's not like you're captaining a ship or something.

Man, being a motor scooter cop has gotta be a worse deal than being a bike cop.

I mean, jeez, doesn't the fat-chick analogy apply to cops as well?

See, if the cops had been riding bigass Yank-cop Harleys and ridden those in front of her the car would have been stopped dead.

Mind you, in terms of cred, it's pretty much neck-and-neck between a Harley and a Vespa

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Originally posted by Bravus:
See, if the cops had been riding bigass Yank-cop Harleys and ridden those in front of her the car would have been stopped dead.

Harleys for cops are out of fashion