Wills and Kate have announced their engagement.

I look forward to editing every moment of their public life for the next six months.

Condolences.



Hehehehehehe

Don't feel bad for me, I'm on the other side of the camera, where it's safe.

I'm happy for them. At last, some good news in Blighty. Hope the streets have parties and lots of alcohol flows. Aklso hope the poor girl can keep her head, where Diana failed - the Royal machine grinds the ladies down, feeds on fresh blood n bone, spitting out psycho dirt in it's trail.

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Originally posted by Bictaker:
Aklso hope the poor girl can keep her head, where Diana Anne Boleyn failed - the Royal machine grinds the ladies down, feeds on fresh blood n bone, spitting out psycho dirt in it's trail.

Fixed that for you.

For TiWren:

Ms Middleton is now being protected 24/7 by the two men who used to detail Princess Beatrice, on £320K pa salaries.

The date's been set and us Brits are looking forward to an extra long Easter holiday. I booked 3 days leave, for a 10 day break. Thanks Royals.

They'll foot teh wedding bill, and teh UK public just need to pay for security costs!!!

As a self employed freelancer in the NHS I'm dismayed to see all these new bank holidays popping up. I'll be down quite a few hours over that week- looks like the kids will go hungry and unshod. Still at least the toffs will get fed off my tax bill at the reception...hold on a second...

Only got to pay for teh security then. Oh that's fine.

"Ms Middleton is now being protected 24/7 by the two men who used to detail Princess Beatrice, on £320K pa salaries."
Nice!

Do Royals typically get to show off that kind of leg? Nice!!

I seem to recall verification of Diana's, um, pureness(?) was a big deal back int he80s. I assume nobody is really caring about this one's "background"?

You guys get a princess that looks like this and we get to choose between those idiot kids of Bush or Sara Palin.

I say we have an un-revolt. Come take over Florida. I am ready to swear allegiance to whatever it is you people worship, I'll start calling fries "chips" (presumably I'll call chips something else? 'crisps'?) and get used to the crummy weather. I mean the Brits are doing ok, the beer is ok, I can have hot sauce shipped in, I dig Indian food. Driving on the wrong side of the road will weird me out for a bit but really Floridians are already awful drivers, I doubt many would really see a difference.

Why? Is Florida running out of inbreds or something? Have to start importing them?

I'm sorry, I was too busy mentally licking her thighs to respond.

Of course we'll never run out of inbreds. This is the south after all. If you don't diddle your cousin at some point you start looking at the wild boar a little funny.

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If you don't diddle your cousin at some point you start looking at the wild boar a little funny.

So...which one are you?

At any rate, you can fucking have them. You won't be laughing once they start insisting you learn to make tea without the Native American get-up and Bostonian harbour water.

Failing that, Wanderer'll do you a package deal on the Belgian royal family. Free shipping and everything.

Wait..."the wild boar"? "The"? There's a specific wild boar you keep for the situation you described?