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If any of these idiots actually think they can unseat Obama they're smoking some pretty fine stuff, is all I'm saying. I'd be surpised if the DCCC isn't funneling money to Newt just to create even more divisions among the GOP. The 2012 GOP look like the 2004 Dems, with a big helping of ignorance and hatred on the side. Where fractured Dems act like a herd of indecisive gazelle set upon by a pride of lions a fractured GOP is more like a group of retarded sharks, swimming in circles and randomly eating chunks of one another while the school of tuna swims away.

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I for one welcome our new Mormon Overlord.

Is your wife gonna be cool with the other wives you'll be legally obligated to get, Boog?

I have no wife, but if I did, would it matter? Not like she'd have a choice...

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You don't think there are a lot of polygamous mormen men out there that are made to suffer for it?

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That's why every US male will be issued with an extra-heavy, hardcover version of The Book of Mormon, and a practice wife on which to practice with it.

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See, that's why I think the Mormon's would hit it off with the Taliban.

"Dude, does your first wife get pissed when you marry a new 18-year old every five years?"

"Allah be praised, she DOES! Are Mormon first wives crazy old nags about that too?"

"You betcha, not sure why they think we'd still want the old mare when the young philly is ready to go. Every morning I get the stink eye from her over our huge dining table as she feeds my 14 kids."

"I know, right, with the angry eyes? Sometimes I wish I could force her to wear that burqa in the house too so I can eat my fucking corn flakes in peace before I go out to beat women for driving but NOOOOO!"

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"I know, right, with the angry eyes? Sometimes I wish I could force her to wear that burqa in the house too so I can eat my fucking corn flakes in peace before I go out to beat women for driving but NOOOOO!"

"Y'all get to beat bitches for driving? Shit. That's great. Sick of getting my Bronco back and havin' to sit on the same seat she was, y'know, menstruatin' on."

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You don't think there are a lot of polygamous mormen men out there that are made to suffer for it?

LOL. I think there probably are. Ever watch "Big Love"?

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See, that's why I think the Mormon's would hit it off with the Taliban.

"Dude, does your first wife get pissed when you marry a new 18-year old every five years?"

"Allah be praised, she DOES! Are Mormon first wives crazy old nags about that too?"

"You betcha, not sure why they think we'd still want the old mare when the young philly is ready to go. Every morning I get the stink eye from her over our huge dining table as she feeds my 14 kids."

"I know, right, with the angry eyes? Sometimes I wish I could force her to wear that burqa in the house too so I can eat my fucking corn flakes in peace before I go out to beat women for driving but NOOOOO!"

OMFG. That is some funny shit.

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So, the FBI has requested the Kiwi police hold Kim Dotcom in custody in case re-offends.

What, in case he codes some HTML? Oh, noes, bust out the SWAT team!

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Well, he made bail...

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I don't want one, much less multiples. And it isn't as if they get to have sex with more than one at the same time so what is the point?

It just sounds like an expensive, naggy Hell.

It sure would be if I was in a multiple marriage naggy hell just begins to describe it.

everyone is entitled to my opinion

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