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The doctor? I'd heard rumors he was dead. Most disturbing.


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A pleasure, I assure you. Such ecstatic formulaism is rare and deeply appreciated. (sound of clicked heels, throat clearing)
 
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That's Dr. Mohan Advani:

 
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Born troublemaker. Lookit those eyes. And he wears black.
 
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Originally posted by Biochips:
Hello, WGBers

My name is Dr. Mohan Advani. I am a scientist in Computer Engineering.
In late spring 2008 I was commissioned by the Princeton University Department of
Psychology in order to write a constitutive piece of software for an experiment. This program, basically needed to collect the information on the issue, was used as the base for the team work of several actors and actresses from the United States to create a collective personality.
The goal of this experiment was to gather material about the reactions of groups to extraordinarily involved members of a discussion board on the internet. The artificial personality our team of actors has created was both annoying and imperfect. This exaggerated characterization of a human being was necessary to get the required emotional responses from the board members our team needed for the success of the project.
(The discussion board of the author William Gibson was selected randomly.)

Lastly, I hope this explanation was enough to put you in the picture about what has happened lately on your discussion board.
My superiors wanted me to pass on the following words to you:

"We regret if the project "Biochips" has been divisive and caused the administrator of the William Gibson Discussion Board trouble. If necessary the Princeton University Department of Psychology is willing to provide information about the project and the team. The project report has to be written now and will be to read along with a list of all the actors and actresses that impersonated "Biochips" on our website (https://weblamp.princeton.edu/~psych/psychology/home/index.php) in late January 2009."

Now that the experiment has been finished the account "Biochips" can be deleted of course.
If the webmaster tiger68 still has any questions he can contact me personally: drmohanadvani@yahoo.com

I'm also planning on attending the next William Gibson convention. Maybe you can meet up with me there.

Sincerely,
Dr. Mohan Advani



WTF? Seems as if Advani hacked my account while I was on vacation. He is one of my lecturers at university and pretty darn crazy.
 
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Advani is your shrink dude! Quit posting your sexual fantasies about him here.
 
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Ah, so that's what professors at prestigious Universities do in their time off. Such dedication.
 
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WTF? Seems as if Advani hacked my account while I was on vacation. He is one of my lecturers at university and pretty darn crazy.


You obviously haven't been on the internet very long. The standard excuse is that your little brother was using your account while you weren't looking.
 
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That's Dr. Mohan Advani:



I see you're still an Idiot, Artificial-AI or not. That's a pic of some wankish film-maker from Philadelphia.


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WTF? Seems as if Advani hacked my account while I was on vacation. He is one of my lecturers at university and pretty darn crazy.


You obviously haven't been on the internet very long. The standard excuse is that your little brother was using your account while you weren't looking.


I said the truth.
 
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That's Dr. Mohan Advani:



I see you're still an Idiot, Artificial-AI or not. That's a pic of some wankish film-maker from Philadelphia.


LOL This wankish film-maker is called M. Night Shyamalan and he is a genius.

LOL You just hate him because he is of Indian origin. That shows your intellect, martin.


I see you're still "not a real boy". I see you're still derisive and still devisive.


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That's the first time I've seen a pic of Mr. M. Night. It is truly uncanny how much he looks like a cousin of mine. It truly is.

Jeez.


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Psychology is a weak science.

Which really is just a polite way of saying that it isn't a science.



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Biochips is good virtua.
 
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You misunderstand me and my ideas. Trollism is something completely different. Think about the subject matter, Mr. RUR.
 
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I bet a lot of people misunderstand you and your ideas...


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Biochips is not a Troll... he just has his/hers/its mind fucked up... Like someone deep on mescalin or other hallucinogenic drug. So he/she/it is bipolar (most of time), paranoid (most of time), offensive (almost always)... Not to mention his/hers/its multiple personalities.

Said that, reading what he/she/it writes looks like watching Transpointing... with all the morbid scenes mixed with the comic ones.


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Biochops/Biochips analog is far more and far less than a mere troll. Bio-C-analog is just more weird internet shit. The desire to find a category to label him with is dull, dead, boring poo-poo, which is why it tends to be flung at him: boredom, frustration.

Mystery-killers!!!
 
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Biochip(s): You, sir, are giving the bio- prefix a bad name --- and that's my corner, bitch. next time you get banned and change your name, here are a few suggestions:

Fish'n'chips
Buffalo Chips
i grew up watching C.H.I.P.S.
Where do i cash in my chips?

If you need more choices please let me know.
 
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