England's Waters not Infested with Great White Sharks

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"I didn't expect anyone would be daft enough to take it seriously," newspapers quoted him as saying.

Please buy Kanye West CDs. It's a necessary evil.

Good to see Angus and Robertson's fuck-knuckle business practises getting wider coverage.

Wow - that is pretty funny, and sad.

Rakusin's response was terrific.

5%/day - even loan sharks might say "Whoa - ease up!" at that. (Even if it's simple interest).

Turd-blossom resigns

Not sure if it's good news or bad - because he'll probably evade prosecution and remain a player behind the scenes - but at least he's lost his official capacity.

Looks like their work in that town is done.

Last one out light the dynamite fuse, eh?

I don't know, I look back through American history and seems like these guys have set in motion a massive disgust that will prove beneficial ere long.

Since 1970, we've had 12 years of Democratic presidencies and 25 of Republicans. Go back to 1960, when a lot of this shit really got rolling, and you get 27 Rep years and 20 Dem years. Methinks that ratio might get balanced at last.

Then there's this little addendum: one of the Dem presidents didn't get to finish his only term because he was murdered. One of the Reps didn't get to finish his second term because he was impeached.

Our lack's been awful since Reagan. Time for it to change.

Nah...dubya's going for three terms, and when those are over, just to out do FDR, he's taking a fourth.
Because he can.

Your optimism matches your avatar, Boogerhead, although neither eclipse your name.

Ha! Just wait till the American Republican Guard is giving you the water board and asking you "what's the frequency, kenmeer?"

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Ha! Just wait till the American Republican Guard is giving you the water board and asking you "what's the frequency, kenmeer?"

It's not that it can't happen here, but if we could survive Woodrow Wilson, Lyndon Johnson, Richard Nixon, & Ronald Reagan, I suspect we'll survive these cretins.

You know, the ACLU was a one-horse shop until Wilson's Sedition and Espionage Acts, followed by the Palmer Raids, got people agitated. Made the ACLU almost an overnight success.

I know what you're thinking, delta blues man: you should have taken the blue light.

The IT Crowd - Season 2 is starting on august 24th !

Jesus fucken Christ in a hotdog suit!

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Originally posted by kenmeer livermaile:

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Ha! Just wait till the American Republican Guard is giving you the water board and asking you "what's the frequency, kenmeer?"

It's not that it can't happen here, but if we could survive Woodrow Wilson, Lyndon Johnson, Richard Nixon, & Ronald Reagan, I suspect we'll survive these cretins.

You know, the ACLU was a one-horse shop until Wilson's Sedition and Espionage Acts, followed by the Palmer Raids, got people agitated. Made the ACLU almost an overnight success.

I know what you're thinking, delta blues man: you should have taken the blue light.

Woodrow Wilson, Lyndon Johnson, Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan never dared to dream this big and ugly. The last three on your list could have plunged the world into nuclear annihilation, but chose to keep the game going a little longer. The current gang of Fucktards seem to believe their own religious propaganda. And therefore are willing to end it all now.

After all, they're going to Heaven.

Everyone is trying to get to the bar.
The name of the bar, the bar is called Heaven.
The band in Heaven plays my favorite song.
They play it once again, they play it all night long.

Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

There is a party, everyone is there.
Everyone will leave at exactly the same time.
Its hard to imagine that nothing at all
could be so exciting, and so much fun.

Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

When this kiss is over it will start again.
It will not be any different, it will be exactly
the same.
It's hard to imagine that nothing at all
could be so exciting, could be so much fun.

Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

Yeah, who knew America would elect the Talking Heads to office? Talking Heads without the fun that is.

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Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan never dared to dream this big and ugly

I don't know about Reagan, but Nixon was privately threatening the North Viet Namese with nuclear bombs.

Also, the likes of Reagan paved the way for the current gang of fucktards. Hell, he employed most of them in upper level positions.

I'm not so sure they believe their religious propaganda, either. It's fun to believe that shit when it's getting you (s)elected, but when the decisions you've since made are throwing everything into the toilet, such faith can be hard to sustain.

I think we disserve ourselves by inflating in our minds their willingness to be all these big bad things. They're stupid, corrupt, arrogant, and ruthless, but not necessarily megalomaniacally apocalyptic.

That said, I do believe they are infatuated with nuclear weapons.

Guys, this is the Good News thread. We can't talk about American politics in here unless someone is getting impeached or thrown in jail.

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Originally posted by colin:
Guys, this is the Good News thread. We can't talk about American politics in here unless someone is getting impeached or thrown in jail.

Right you are boy-o.

You heard 'im lads, off to the lockup with ye.

(just kiddin'.)

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You heard 'im lads, off to the lockup with ye.

Alright, alright! I'll TELL you the goddamed frequency already! Ai-EEE!!!

So, Mr.*checks clipboard* ah, Livermaile. It would appear that you have more useful information than that punk Dan Rather. You'll excuse me if I sound a little, shall we say, ah, incredulous.
So, lets get right to the point shall we. If you cooperate fully, there will be ample reward for your continued good behavior. But, if I begin to sense the slightest hesitation on your part, wellllllll.........., let's just say that there are many things worse than death. So please, just what is the frequency?

(sweatily) Just tell me what you want me to say and I'll tell you...?!?!?